August 2011
71 posts
gagu-JAN lang :-p: 11 things you will not learn in... →
gagujan:
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about
Eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school.
He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created
a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this
concept set them up for failure in the…
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CONVO.
BF: babe, hindi kita matext nagloloko phone ko. namamatay.
GF: e bakit ikaw? nagloloko ka din naman. bakit hindi ka pa mamatay?
On Fairly Odd Parents they say, "When you grow up...
I REMEMBER THAT RULE.
HAHAHA.
ANAK: tay, may manok sa kusina. tinutuka yung bigas!
TATAY: paalisin mo!
ANAK: oy, manok umalis ka dito!
TATAY: bobo! gulatin mo!
ANAK: oy, manok! bulaga!
TATAY: tanga! takutin mo!
ANAK: manooook! multo ako. awhoooo!
TATAY: punyemas! bugawin mo!
ANAK: boss, chicks?! singkwenta lang. batang bata pa.
When no one is replying to your texts, and shit is...
immafuckinunicorn:
BITCH, REPLY NOW.
That awkward moment when UST Main Building is like...
buhayuste:
UST. Ang magkamali, talo.
deviousprincess:
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ANSAVEH NG BAGONG INTERFACE NG SWIPE-AN NG ID SA...
buhayuste:
SWEET EH. HAHA.
Okay so this week ata or last week, pinalitan na ang swipe-an ng ID, courtesy of STePs. E di ayun, yung interface katulad na ng bagong ID, tapos pinapakita na ang middle name at kapag birthday mo, may “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!” na lalabas dun sa malaking box! At wag ka, may sound! Confetti na lang kulang!
Swipe pa?
